According to some scientists, superior humans with highly trained brains are capable of profound thinking and cognition. Deep thinking helps the thinker to continually examine themselves, which produces novel and surprising solutions. We just cannot agree with that because every single one of us has an unforgettable moment of profound insight while performing our morning or evening hygiene rituals. Yes, we are referring to the wonderful and clever shower thoughts. Many people have their most brilliant and original thoughts, as well as their most insightful philosophical insights, while they are in the shower. What causes this to occur? Dopamine is the reason. It's a chemical in your brain that influences your emotions, and it's activated by activities like working out, taking warm showers, and listening to music. Few areas in the house are more calming than the shower, and our brains are more likely to generate quick ideas when we're comfortable. Some of the funniest, oddest, and most profound shower thoughts are included below.
If you are 22 years old or older, every single living dog has been born during your lifespan. So every dog that was alive when you were born is now dead.
The brain technically named itself.
Gyms are just rooms full of heavy stuff that you pay money to lift over and over again.
When you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.
Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.
Every single odd number has the letter 'e' in it.
The longer you don't pee, the longer you pee.
If you are an idiot and you know you are an idiot, you are already way less of an idiot than an idiot that doesn't realise he is an idiot.
If you have two pillows, the top pillow is using the bottom pillow as a pillow.
Technically, your alarm tone is your theme song. Because it starts every episode of your life.
Earth is a wet rock that's been sitting out so long that stuff has started to grow on it.
A keychain is a ring invented so that you can lose all the keys at once.
Your brain knows where all of your organs are but it won't tell you.
As an identical triplet, you are simultaneously one of the rarest and most common people on the planet.
Almost everybody on planet Earth is undefeated in professional boxing.
A bus 10 minutes early is way worse than a bus 10 minutes late.
If all of you follow me right now, I will have more followers.
If you could throw a rock into a lake, you can be the last person ever to touch that rock until the end of time.
A lemon is not a naturally occurring fruit, it is developed by crossing a bitter orange and a citron. So life never gave us lemons, we gave lemons life.
Remember that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume.
Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
What if Earth is like one of those uncontacted tribes in South America like the whole Galaxy knows we're here but they've agreed not to contact us until we figure it out for ourselves.
When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.
When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they're just admitting they were overcharging me.
People who are good-looking but have terrible personalities are basically real-life click baits.
If aliens come to earth, we have to explain why we made dozens of movies in which we fight and kill them.
April Fool's Day is the one day of the year when people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
If you’re waiting for the waiter, aren’t you the waiter?
If you work as security at a Samsung store, does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?
Birds probably do more people-watching than people do bird-watching.
Our jaws can only bite upwards. So you can’t actually bite down.
Honey is just bee throw up.
Wallets are just pockets that we put inside our pockets.
If you are 22 years old or older, every single living dog has been born during your lifespan. So every dog that was alive when you were born is now dead.
The brain technically named itself.
Gyms are just rooms full of heavy stuff that you pay money to lift over and over again.
When you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.
Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.
Every single odd number has the letter 'e' in it.
The longer you don't pee, the longer you pee.
If you are an idiot and you know you are an idiot, you are already way less of an idiot than an idiot that doesn't realise he is an idiot.
If you have two pillows, the top pillow is using the bottom pillow as a pillow.
Technically, your alarm tone is your theme song. Because it starts every episode of your life.
Earth is a wet rock that's been sitting out so long that stuff has started to grow on it.
A keychain is a ring invented so that you can lose all the keys at once.
Your brain knows where all of your organs are but it won't tell you.
As an identical triplet, you are simultaneously one of the rarest and most common people on the planet.
Almost everybody on planet Earth is undefeated in professional boxing.
A bus 10 minutes early is way worse than a bus 10 minutes late.
If all of you follow me right now, I will have more followers.
If you could throw a rock into a lake, you can be the last person ever to touch that rock until the end of time.
A lemon is not a naturally occurring fruit, it is developed by crossing a bitter orange and a citron. So life never gave us lemons, we gave lemons life.
Remember that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume.
Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
What if Earth is like one of those uncontacted tribes in South America like the whole Galaxy knows we're here but they've agreed not to contact us until we figure it out for ourselves.
When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.
When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they're just admitting they were overcharging me.
People who are good-looking but have terrible personalities are basically real-life click baits.
If aliens come to earth, we have to explain why we made dozens of movies in which we fight and kill them.
April Fool's Day is the one day of the year when people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
If you’re waiting for the waiter, aren’t you the waiter?
If you work as security at a Samsung store, does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?
Birds probably do more people-watching than people do bird-watching.
Our jaws can only bite upwards. So you can’t actually bite down.
Honey is just bee throw up.
What if the voice in our head is someone from a parallel universe trying to help us survive?
Comment your shower thoughts
Very Interesting
ReplyDeleteWhy do ghosts love elevators?
ReplyDeleteBecause they lift their spirits.
Haha
ReplyDeleteGood collection
Lol